offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

imsoshive:

lmaoooooo

neyruto:

i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.

Expanding my collection!

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days
1: all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once
Terry Pratchett  (via corvidae-and-crossroads)

knifeplay:

terrifying sociopath/future serial killer Dennis Reynolds

thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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policymic:

Monica was arrested for “walking while trans” — and now her supporters are fighting back

In the Grand Canyon state, “walking while trans” may very well be a criminal act.

That was the message sent last Friday by the Phoenix judge who convicted transwoman Monica Jones of “manifesting prostitution” following her arrest by undercover police officers in May of 2013.

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