xtremecaffeine:

bootses:

missvoltairine:

"Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"

"Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"

"Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"

thatdudeemu:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

This is amazing also this is for white people who like to say slavery was “so long ago”

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

damndatash:

jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!

AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

fuck. yes.

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

gnarly:

i just saw my future

transparent-flowers:

Baby blue Hydrangea. Hydrangea macrophylla.

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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doemilk:

This is me as fuck

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