andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

but if you give me shit Imma

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

clotpole-prince-arthur:

Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.

butterpopsicle:

ALASKAN BULL WORM

lambking:

my little sister just came up to me and said “youre a teenager like big time rush”

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

taxidermyextaordinaire:

In 1731, King Frederick I of Sweden gave a lion he had killed to a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before, and this was the result

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

powerburial:

mailorderwife:

*eats anti anxiety meds as an afternoon snack*

klonopin make great breathmints