if you nice to me then I’ll
but if you give me shit Imma
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.
ALASKAN BULL WORM
my little sister just came up to me and said “youre a teenager like big time rush”
In 1731, King Frederick I of Sweden gave a lion he had killed to a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before, and this was the result
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?